Schitt's Creek Quotes Trivia: It's Time To Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is!

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If you love <i>Schitt's Creek</i>, and who doesn't, then you're in for a real treat with this quiz. We've compiled all of the hilarious and heartfelt quotes from this hit TV show into 25 super fun trivia questions. So, if you're ready, it's time to prove you're the ultimate fan of <i>Schitt's Creek</i>. Oh, and don't forget to "Tweet us on Facebook!" (That's a quote from Johnny Rose, of course). 

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Schitt's Creek Quotes Quiz Questions

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Question 1

While Moira is known to offer unsolicited advice, some of it is actually quite sound. Fill in the blank of this wise quote: “_____ is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.”

  • A
    Lycra
  • B
    Alcohol
  • C
    Gluttony
  • D
    Gossip

Question 2

Which of the following Schitt's Creek characters said “If you’re looking for an ass to kiss, it’s mine"?

  • A
    Ted Mullens
  • B
    Mutt Schitt
  • C
    Patrick Brewer
  • D
    Roland Schitt

Question 3

"I Like The _____ And Not The Label." What product does David use as an analogy to explain his sexual orientation to Stevie?

  • A
    Wine
  • B
    Chip
  • C
    Beer
  • D
    Candy

Question 4

“This wine is awful! Get me another glass.” Which of the following female characters uttered this contradictory line?

  • A
    Stevie Budd
  • B
    Moira Rose
  • C
    Alexis Rose
  • D
    Jocelyn Schitt

Question 5

In the series, Moira Rose brims with classic one-liners, over-the-top outfits, and of course, wigs for days! Which of the following is NOT a quote by the dramatic matriarch?

  • A
    “I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels.”
  • B
    “Oh, I’d kill for a good coma right now.”
  • C
    "Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican.”
  • D
    “You are blind to reality and for that I am most proud.”

Question 6

During a heated conversation with Johnny, Roland says “Well, if I find out that you’re accusing me of doing something I didn’t do, then I’m going to accuse you of making false accusations.” What did Johnny accuse Roland of stealing?

  • A
    Printer Paper
  • B
    Lawn Signs
  • C
    Fold-Up Chairs
  • D
    Milk Bottles

Question 7

Which of the following Schitt's Creek characters said "I know you hate your hair, Moira. Almost as much as you hate this town."?

  • A
    Ronnie Lee
  • B
    Twyla Sands
  • C
    Jocelyn Schitt
  • D
    Ray Butani

Question 8

David Rose doesn't sugarcoat anything, like when he says “Fall off a bridge, please.” To whom was this savage remark directed?

  • A
    Moira Rose
  • B
    Johnny Rose
  • C
    Stevie Budd
  • D
    Alexis Rose

Question 9

The characters of Schitt's Creek have countless strong attributes, but who claims to be "incapable of faking sincerity"?

  • A
    Twyla Sands
  • B
    Mutt Schitt
  • C
    Stevie Budd
  • D
    Patrick Brewer

Question 10

What female character offer this advice: “Oh, in case you wake up in a chair with your hands duct-taped together, you can snap the duct tape by just raising your hands over your head and then bringing them down really hard"?

  • A
    Moira Rose
  • B
    Ronnie Lee
  • C
    Twyla Sands
  • D
    Alexis Rose

Question 11

In the episode "The Hospies," Alexis auditions for a production of Cabaret, singing "I'm a Lamborghini, I'm a Hollywood star. I'm a little bit tipsy when I drive my car. I'm expensive sushi, I'm a cute huge yacht. I'm a little bit single even when I'm not." What was the name of this title track?

  • A
    "Just Being Alexis"
  • B
    "Livin' La Vida Alexis"
  • C
    "A Is For Alexis"
  • D
    "A Little Bit Alexis"

Question 12

Stevie Budd is well-known around town for her dry, dark sense of humor. Speaking of which, to whom did she say “my car is worth less than your pants”?

  • A
    Moira Rose
  • B
    Johnny Rose
  • C
    David Rose
  • D
    Alexis Rose

Question 13

“If those bunnies feel exploited even a little bit, I am pulling the plug.” Which of the following characters is responsible for this adorable line?

  • A
    Bob Currie
  • B
    Ted Mullens
  • C
    Patrick Brewer
  • D
    David Rose

Question 14

In the season 2 episode "Family Dinner," Moira and David attempt to bond over cooking a meal together. However, things go awry when the instructions tell them to "fold in the cheese." What are they cooking?

  • A
    Enchiladas
  • B
    Soufflé
  • C
    Omelettes
  • D
    Chili

Question 15

The love story between Patrick and David is truly one for the ages. In one episode, Patrick says "This just felt like the perfect place to ask you to marry me." Where was this "perfect place" was located?

  • A
    On top of a scenic hill
  • B
    Outside the Blouse Barn
  • C
    In a vineyard
  • D
    On the roof of Rose Apothecary

Question 16

Fill in the blanks to this inviting quote by Johnny Rose: "Welcome. Hope you're enjoying the _____ and _____. We thought it was festive in a Scandinavian sort of way."

  • A
    Donuts, Gin
  • B
    Pancakes, Rum
  • C
    Cinnamon Buns, Vodka
  • D
    Muffins, Bourbon

Question 17

Fill in the blanks to this classic quote by Moira Rose: "What you did was _____, capricious, and _____. But, it was also wrong."

  • A
    Emotional, Theatrical
  • B
    Rash, Startling
  • C
    Impulsive, Melodramatic
  • D
    Reckless, Spectacular

Question 18

Finish this line Alexis says in an effort to bond with her new classmates: “My name is Alexis, and yes, I did not finish high school. Um, it’s this long, boring story involving a yacht, and a famous soccer player, and like a ton of" what?

  • A
    Marijuana
  • B
    Mushrooms
  • C
    Money
  • D
    Alcohol

Question 19

When talking about his relationship status, David Rose says “I’m starting to feel like I’m trapped in an _____ lyric here.”

  • A
    Britney Spears
  • B
    Avril Lavigne
  • C
    Billie Eilish
  • D
    Nelly Furtado

Question 20

Faced with his lack of compromise, David says "Like _____, I excel as a solo artist and my mom dressed me well into my teens!"

  • A
    Fergie
  • B
    Justin Timberlake
  • C
    Beyoncé
  • D
    Harry Styles

Question 21

Which of the following Schitt's Creek characters jokingly stated “I was giving them a little pup talk"?

  • A
    Mutt Schitt
  • B
    Ray Butani
  • C
    Ronnie Lee
  • D
    Ted Mullens

Question 22

In what season of Schitt's Creek does Alexis combat David's remark about her privileged life by exclaiming "I don't skate through life David, I walk through life, in really nice shoes"?

  • A
    3
  • B
    1
  • C
    2
  • D
    4

Question 23

As the formerly wealthy CEO of a thriving business, Johnny Rose works hard to keep his family afloat when the money disappears. Which of the following is NOT a quote by the hard-working patriarch?

  • A
    “I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.”
  • B
    "Well, this town is very screamnastic."
  • C
    “Talk to the hand, son, because the ears are no longer working."
  • D
    "I'd rather drink the pipe-water."

Question 24

What popular television series does David say Stevie should watch a season of and "do the opposite of what they do" in order to survive in New York City?

  • A
    Girls
  • B
    Sex and the City
  • C
    Friends
  • D
    How I Met Your Mother

Question 25

Johnny Rose often serves as the voice of reason, as depicted in this quote: “I don’t want to be taken advantage of because I’m" what?

  • A
    Rich
  • B
    Overdressed
  • C
    Handsome
  • D
    Honest

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