Schitt's Creek Quotes Trivia: It's Time To Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is!
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"Ew, David!" Are you ready to revisit all of the hilarious quotes from Schitt's Creek? Well, then you've come to the right place! These trivia questions are guaranteed to leave you laughing and reliving the fun of everyone's favorite show.
If you love <i>Schitt's Creek</i>, and who doesn't, then you're in for a real treat with this quiz. We've compiled all of the hilarious and heartfelt quotes from this hit TV show into 25 super fun trivia questions. So, if you're ready, it's time to prove you're the ultimate fan of <i>Schitt's Creek</i>. Oh, and don't forget to "Tweet us on Facebook!" (That's a quote from Johnny Rose, of course).
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Schitt's Creek Quotes Quiz Questions
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Question 1
While Moira is known to offer unsolicited advice, some of it is actually quite sound. Fill in the blank of this wise quote: “_____ is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.”
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ALycra
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BAlcohol
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CGluttony
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DGossip
Gossip
On Season 4, Episode 4 called "Girls' Night," David is forced to confront his stubborn nature, with Moira offering unsolicited advice as usual. Speaking on gossip, she says “Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.”
Question 2
Which of the following Schitt's Creek characters said “If you’re looking for an ass to kiss, it’s mine"?
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ATed Mullens
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BMutt Schitt
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CPatrick Brewer
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DRoland Schitt
Roland Schitt
Upon meeting the mayor of Schitt's Creek for the very first time, the conversation goes: Roland: "Johnny Rose! Roland Schitt." Johnny: "Oh, you're the mayor we're supposed to meet." Roland: "That's right, I'm the mayor, so if you're looking for an ass to kiss, it's mine!"
Question 3
"I Like The _____ And Not The Label." What product does David use as an analogy to explain his sexual orientation to Stevie?
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AWine
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BChip
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CBeer
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DCandy
Wine
On Season 1 Episode 10, "Honeymoon," David and Stevie are having a "subtle" conversation about sexual orientation as they peruse the wine section, prompting the quote by David, "I Like The Wine And Not The Label." Beyond pronouncing the bond forming between David and Stevie, this quote expresses representation and inclusivity.
Question 4
“This wine is awful! Get me another glass.” Which of the following female characters uttered this contradictory line?
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AStevie Budd
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BMoira Rose
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CAlexis Rose
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DJocelyn Schitt
Moira Rose
On Season 1 Episode 6, "Wine And Roses," Moira is hired to be the spokesperson for a local winery. As she's preparing to film a commercial, she samples the product, prompting the quote: “This wine is awful! Get me another glass.”
Question 5
In the series, Moira Rose brims with classic one-liners, over-the-top outfits, and of course, wigs for days! Which of the following is NOT a quote by the dramatic matriarch?
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A“I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels.”
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B“Oh, I’d kill for a good coma right now.”
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C"Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican.”
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D“You are blind to reality and for that I am most proud.”
“I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels.”
While the other 3 quotes can be attributed to Moira Rose, “I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels" is a quote by none other than David Rose, supporting his decisions on mall food.
Question 6
During a heated conversation with Johnny, Roland says “Well, if I find out that you’re accusing me of doing something I didn’t do, then I’m going to accuse you of making false accusations.” What did Johnny accuse Roland of stealing?
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APrinter Paper
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BLawn Signs
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CFold-Up Chairs
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DMilk Bottles
Lawn Signs
In Episode 12 of Season 2, some of Moira's campaign lawn signs begin to disappear and Johnny takes matters into his own hands, accusing Roland of stealing them. However, Roland turns the tables on Johnny (or tries to) by saying "well, if I find out that you’re accusing me of doing something I didn’t do, then I’m going to accuse you of making false accusations.”
Question 7
Which of the following Schitt's Creek characters said "I know you hate your hair, Moira. Almost as much as you hate this town."?
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ARonnie Lee
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BTwyla Sands
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CJocelyn Schitt
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DRay Butani
Jocelyn Schitt
After a day spent together at the spa, Jocelyn acknowledges that Moira seems uncomfortable with her new life in Schitt's Creek, remarking "I know you hate your hair, Moira. Almost as much as you hate this town." Additionally, Jocelyn notes that Moira would be wise to try and see the good in the people and places she's now forced to live among.
Question 8
David Rose doesn't sugarcoat anything, like when he says “Fall off a bridge, please.” To whom was this savage remark directed?
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AMoira Rose
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BJohnny Rose
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CStevie Budd
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DAlexis Rose
Alexis Rose
In every season of <i>Schitt's Creek</i>, David tells his sister, Alexis, to “fall off a bridge, please.” While the siblings are actually very supportive of one another, this quote perfectly showcases their strong sibling rivalry.
Question 9
The characters of Schitt's Creek have countless strong attributes, but who claims to be "incapable of faking sincerity"?
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ATwyla Sands
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BMutt Schitt
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CStevie Budd
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DPatrick Brewer
Stevie Budd
In Episode 8 of Season 3 called,"Motel Review," Stevie supports David's decision to open Rose Apothecary, ensuring him that it will be successful. She states, "So you know that I think your business is a good idea, and you know that I mean that because I'm incapable of faking sincerity."
Question 10
What female character offer this advice: “Oh, in case you wake up in a chair with your hands duct-taped together, you can snap the duct tape by just raising your hands over your head and then bringing them down really hard"?
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AMoira Rose
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BRonnie Lee
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CTwyla Sands
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DAlexis Rose
Alexis Rose
Alexis Rose gives small glimpses into her mysterious past throughout the seasons, and this is a great example: “Oh, in case you wake up in a chair with your hands duct-taped together, you can snap the duct tape by just raising your hands over your head and then bringing them down really hard.”
Question 11
In the episode "The Hospies," Alexis auditions for a production of Cabaret, singing "I'm a Lamborghini, I'm a Hollywood star. I'm a little bit tipsy when I drive my car. I'm expensive sushi, I'm a cute huge yacht. I'm a little bit single even when I'm not." What was the name of this title track?
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A"Just Being Alexis"
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B"Livin' La Vida Alexis"
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C"A Is For Alexis"
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D"A Little Bit Alexis"
"A Little Bit Alexis"
In the from Season 5, Episode 8 called "The Hospies," Moira and Jocelyn hold auditions for their upcoming production of <i>Cabaret</i>. Alexis shows up ready to impress, singing the title track from her critically-reviewed limited reality series <i>A Little Bit Alexis.</i>
Question 12
Stevie Budd is well-known around town for her dry, dark sense of humor. Speaking of which, to whom did she say “my car is worth less than your pants”?
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AMoira Rose
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BJohnny Rose
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CDavid Rose
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DAlexis Rose
David Rose
During a conversation about her financial struggles, Stevie points out to David that they have very different experiences with money, saying “my car is worth less than your pants.” This quote fits in perfectly with the dry, dark sense of humor we all know and love from Miss Budd.
Question 13
“If those bunnies feel exploited even a little bit, I am pulling the plug.” Which of the following characters is responsible for this adorable line?
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ABob Currie
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BTed Mullens
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CPatrick Brewer
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DDavid Rose
Ted Mullens
Alexis: "Oh. What about the bunnies that we have up for adoption? We can set up like, a little bunny cam, and stream it live from our clinic. That is very popular with people who hate their jobs, or are in loveless marriages." Ted: "Are those the people we wanna be targeting?" Alexis: "Well, it's free marketing, and you can find little homes for those little bunnies that don't have any houses." Ted: "Fine! But if those bunnies feel exploited even a little bit, I am pulling the plug!"
Question 14
In the season 2 episode "Family Dinner," Moira and David attempt to bond over cooking a meal together. However, things go awry when the instructions tell them to "fold in the cheese." What are they cooking?
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AEnchiladas
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BSoufflé
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COmelettes
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DChili
Enchiladas
Moira: "Next step is to fold in the cheese." David: "What does that mean? What does "fold in the cheese" mean?" Moira: "You fold it in." When attempting to make enchiladas, Moira and David are instructed to "fold in the cheese," which based on their lack of cooking experiences, results in them creating a half-burnt Mexican culinary disaster.
Question 15
The love story between Patrick and David is truly one for the ages. In one episode, Patrick says "This just felt like the perfect place to ask you to marry me." Where was this "perfect place" was located?
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AOn top of a scenic hill
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BOutside the Blouse Barn
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CIn a vineyard
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DOn the roof of Rose Apothecary
On top of a scenic hill
In the season 5 episode titled "The Hike," Patrick takes David on what he thinks will be a romantic hike, but of course, David is less than thrilled with the adventure. Upon reaching the summit, Patrick pops the question in the sweetest way, saying "So I used to come on this hike a lot when I first moved here, and I was, uh, I was developing feelings for this guy I had just gotten into business with. And I didn't know what to do about it because I didn't know if that guy had the same feelings. Or if I'd ever be able to muster up the courage to let him know how I felt. And now, here he is. The love of my life, standing in front of me. And this just felt like the perfect place to ask you to marry me."
Question 16
Fill in the blanks to this inviting quote by Johnny Rose: "Welcome. Hope you're enjoying the _____ and _____. We thought it was festive in a Scandinavian sort of way."
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ADonuts, Gin
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BPancakes, Rum
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CCinnamon Buns, Vodka
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DMuffins, Bourbon
Cinnamon Buns, Vodka
In the episode "Dead Guy in Room 4," a guest at the Rosebud Motel passes away during his stay, prompting Johnny and Stevie to host a gathering for the other guests as a distraction. As the other motel guests begin to get restless, Johnny awkwardly says "Well, hello everyone, welcome. Welcome. Hope you're enjoying the cinnamon buns and vodka. We thought it was festive in a Scandinavian sort of way."
Question 17
Fill in the blanks to this classic quote by Moira Rose: "What you did was _____, capricious, and _____. But, it was also wrong."
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AEmotional, Theatrical
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BRash, Startling
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CImpulsive, Melodramatic
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DReckless, Spectacular
Impulsive, Melodramatic
In the premiere episode of season 2, "Finding David," Moira is both reprimanding and praising David's decision to leave the motel, saying "What you did was impulsive, capricious, and melodramatic. But, it was also wrong."
Question 18
Finish this line Alexis says in an effort to bond with her new classmates: “My name is Alexis, and yes, I did not finish high school. Um, it’s this long, boring story involving a yacht, and a famous soccer player, and like a ton of" what?
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AMarijuana
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BMushrooms
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CMoney
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DAlcohol
Mushrooms
In the episode from Season 3 called "General Store," Alexis decides to finish high school in pursuit of her diploma. On her first day, she attempts to relate to her peers by sharing a few things about herself, saying "My name is Alexis, and yes, I did not finish high school. Um, it’s this long, boring story involving a yacht, and a famous soccer player, and like a ton of mushrooms.”
Question 19
When talking about his relationship status, David Rose says “I’m starting to feel like I’m trapped in an _____ lyric here.”
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ABritney Spears
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BAvril Lavigne
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CBillie Eilish
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DNelly Furtado
Avril Lavigne
Known for her hit song "Complicated," it's no wonder David referenced Avril Lavigne when referring to his relationship status. He quips “I’m starting to feel like I’m trapped in an Avril Lavigne lyric here.”
Question 20
Faced with his lack of compromise, David says "Like _____, I excel as a solo artist and my mom dressed me well into my teens!"
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AFergie
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BJustin Timberlake
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CBeyoncé
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DHarry Styles
Beyoncé
On Season 4, Episode 4, "Girls' Night," David is made aware of his inability to compromise, sparking the following conversation between himself, Stevie, and Patrick: David Rose: "No! No! No! Fine! I'm terrible at compromise. There! I said it! Like Beyonce, I excel as a solo artist and my mom dressed me well into my teens!" Stevie Budd: "Let it out David, let it out!"
Question 21
Which of the following Schitt's Creek characters jokingly stated “I was giving them a little pup talk"?
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AMutt Schitt
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BRay Butani
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CRonnie Lee
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DTed Mullens
Ted Mullens
It's no secret that Ted Mullens is everyone's favorite veterinarian, especially when he says stuff like “I was giving them a little pup talk” when referring to a litter of new puppies. I mean, he loves animals AND is great with puns - what more could we possibly ask for?
Question 22
In what season of Schitt's Creek does Alexis combat David's remark about her privileged life by exclaiming "I don't skate through life David, I walk through life, in really nice shoes"?
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A3
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B1
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C2
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D4
3
This comes from the episode in Season 3 called "Driving Test," Alexis accompanies David for his long-awaited driving test, and in a moment of stress, David starts confronting his sister about her privileged life. Alexis: "Things don't fall in my lap!" David: "Okay, I'm just saying, that you've always just gotten stuff, without realizing that other people don't skate through life the same way you do." Alexis: "I don't skate through life David, I walk through life. In really nice shoes."
Question 23
As the formerly wealthy CEO of a thriving business, Johnny Rose works hard to keep his family afloat when the money disappears. Which of the following is NOT a quote by the hard-working patriarch?
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A“I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.”
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B"Well, this town is very screamnastic."
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C“Talk to the hand, son, because the ears are no longer working."
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D"I'd rather drink the pipe-water."
“I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.”
While the other 3 quotes can be attributed to Johnny Rose, “I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now" is a quote by none other than his very own son, David.
Question 24
What popular television series does David say Stevie should watch a season of and "do the opposite of what they do" in order to survive in New York City?
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AGirls
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BSex and the City
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CFriends
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DHow I Met Your Mother
Girls
David: "What if you came with me to New York?" Stevie: "What?" David: "Yeah." Stevie: "Are you ser- Really?" David: "Mm-hmm." Stevie: "New York?!" David: "Yeah." Stevie: "I don't even know what I would do there." David: "Oh, you just watch a season of <i>Girls</i> and do the opposite of what they do. It's easy."
Question 25
Johnny Rose often serves as the voice of reason, as depicted in this quote: “I don’t want to be taken advantage of because I’m" what?
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ARich
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BOverdressed
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CHandsome
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DHonest
Overdressed
As he's shopping for a used car, Johnny remarks that he's concerned about getting the best deal possible and thinks underdressing will help him prove to car dealers that he doesn't have a lot of money.
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