If It's Not Scottish, It's Crap!: A Quiz About Scotland, the Scots, and Scotch

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Guid mornin'! Any fan of Saturday Night Live will remember the sketch in which Mike Myers, donning his kilt and Scottish tam hat, proclaims "If it's not Scottish, it's crap!" as the proprietor of an all-Scottish goods store. He's not completely wrong - a lot of cool stuff has come from Scotland: memorable music, high-end liquor, some famous actors, and lots and lots of sheep. 

In this quiz, we'll test your knowledge of all-things Scottish to see how much you know about England's venerable neighbor to the north. Whit's fur ye'll no go by ye!


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