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Question 1

As the mayor's wife, it makes sense that Jocelyn Schitt is one of the primary characters on Schitt's Creek. What is her occupation?

  • A
    Seamstress
  • B
    Artist
  • C
    Teacher
  • D
    Baker

Question 2

While Moira is known to offer unsolicited advice, some of it is actually quite sound. Fill in the blank of this wise quote: “_____ is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.”

  • A
    Lycra
  • B
    Alcohol
  • C
    Gluttony
  • D
    Gossip

Question 3

"I Like The _____ And Not The Label." What product does David use as an analogy to explain his sexual orientation to Stevie?

  • A
    Wine
  • B
    Chip
  • C
    Beer
  • D
    Candy

Question 4

It's hard to imagine now, but Moira Rose actually grew up in a small town similar to Schitt's Creek. Her big break came when she was cast as Sally Bowles in a production of what?

  • A
    Follies
  • B
    Company
  • C
    Cabaret
  • D
    Applause

Question 5

Stevie Budd is one of the first characters to meet the Rose family when they arrive in Schitt's Creek, as she runs the only motel in town. Who did she inherited the motel from?

  • A
    Her mother Miriam
  • B
    Her great aunt Maureen
  • C
    Her sister Margaret
  • D
    Her grandmother Molly

Question 6

The captivating love triangle between Alexis, Mutt, and Ted kept us on our toes. How did Alexis and Mutt get to know each other?

  • A
    They Shared A Booth At Café Tropical
  • B
    They Did Community Service Together
  • C
    They Returned To School At The Same Time
  • D
    They Worked In Bob's Garage Together

Question 7

Ray Butani is the well-known "jack-of-all-trades" in Schitt's Creek, but which of the following is NOT among his many occupations?

  • A
    Photographer
  • B
    Librarian
  • C
    Christmas Tree Salesman
  • D
    Real Estate Agent

Question 8

Which of the following celebrities played himself on the season 4 episode of Schitt's Creek titled "Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose"?

  • A
    Will Lee
  • B
    Paul Shaffer
  • C
    Steve Cropper
  • D
    Anton Fig

Question 9

“This wine is awful! Get me another glass.” Which of the following female characters uttered this contradictory line?

  • A
    Stevie Budd
  • B
    Moira Rose
  • C
    Alexis Rose
  • D
    Jocelyn Schitt

Question 10

If you've ever watched the show, then you know that Jocelyn Schitt is very involved in her community. She even leads a women's a cappella singing group called what?

  • A
    Pink Ladies
  • B
    Snazzagals
  • C
    Freaky Femmes
  • D
    Jazzagals

Question 11

Which of the following Schitt's Creek characters said “If you’re looking for an ass to kiss, it’s mine"?

  • A
    Ted Mullens
  • B
    Mutt Schitt
  • C
    Patrick Brewer
  • D
    Roland Schitt

Question 12

During a heated conversation with Johnny, Roland says “Well, if I find out that you’re accusing me of doing something I didn’t do, then I’m going to accuse you of making false accusations.” What did Johnny accuse Roland of stealing?

  • A
    Printer Paper
  • B
    Lawn Signs
  • C
    Fold-Up Chairs
  • D
    Milk Bottles

Question 13

In the fourth of Season 2, David reluctantly helps Roland shop for clothes at The Blouse Barn. In true David fashion, he quickly offends the store owner by calling the clothes what?

  • A
    Trampy
  • B
    Sleezy
  • C
    Dirty
  • D
    Skanky

Question 14

Which of the following Schitt's Creek characters said "I know you hate your hair, Moira. Almost as much as you hate this town."?

  • A
    Ronnie Lee
  • B
    Twyla Sands
  • C
    Jocelyn Schitt
  • D
    Ray Butani

Question 15

Stevie Budd is well-known around town for her dry, dark sense of humor. Speaking of which, to whom did she say “my car is worth less than your pants”?

  • A
    Moira Rose
  • B
    Johnny Rose
  • C
    David Rose
  • D
    Alexis Rose

Question 16

With the rest of his family's affiliation up for debate, which of the following religious groups does Johnny Rose clearly identify with?

  • A
    Islam
  • B
    Christianity
  • C
    Buddhism
  • D
    Judaism

Question 17

What famous family did Dan Levy site as a source of inspiration for Schitt's Creek during an interview with Out.com?

  • A
    The Baldwins
  • B
    The Smiths
  • C
    The Jacksons
  • D
    The Kardashians

Question 18

When we first meet the Rose family, they had just lost their entire fortune to a sleazy business manager. What was the name of the formerly successful family business?

  • A
    Kiss From A Rose
  • B
    Rose Grocers
  • C
    Rose Video
  • D
    A Taste Of Rose

Question 19

Twyla Sands is the cheerful waitress in Schitt's Creek known for always lending a listening ear. What is the name of her restaurant?

  • A
    Schitt's Bar & Grill
  • B
    Café Tropical
  • C
    Sands Restaurant
  • D
    Café Sunset

Question 20

Tippy Bernstein is an executive producer for Sunrise Bay, the show Moira once starred in. He notably suffers from what?

  • A
    Vertigo
  • B
    Constipation
  • C
    Bunions
  • D
    Epilepsy

Question 21

The characters of Schitt's Creek have countless strong attributes, but who claims to be "incapable of faking sincerity"?

  • A
    Twyla Sands
  • B
    Mutt Schitt
  • C
    Stevie Budd
  • D
    Patrick Brewer

Question 22

David Rose doesn't sugarcoat anything, like when he says “Fall off a bridge, please.” To whom was this savage remark directed?

  • A
    Moira Rose
  • B
    Johnny Rose
  • C
    Stevie Budd
  • D
    Alexis Rose

Question 23

In the episode "The Hospies," Alexis auditions for a production of Cabaret, singing "I'm a Lamborghini, I'm a Hollywood star. I'm a little bit tipsy when I drive my car. I'm expensive sushi, I'm a cute huge yacht. I'm a little bit single even when I'm not." What was the name of this title track?

  • A
    "Just Being Alexis"
  • B
    "Livin' La Vida Alexis"
  • C
    "A Is For Alexis"
  • D
    "A Little Bit Alexis"

Question 24

After much debate, a very patient Twyla explains that "The Combo" served at the Café Tropical includes what?

  • A
    A Cup Of Soup & Half A Sandwich
  • B
    A Small Salad & Half A Sandwich
  • C
    A Cup Of Soup & A Small Salad
  • D
    A Handful Of Fries & Half A Sandwich

Question 25

What classic song does Patrick cover as he serenades David during an open-mic night? (If you know, you know.)

  • A
    “Simply the Best” by Tina Turner
  • B
    "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston
  • C
    "Hung Up" by Madonna
  • D
    "Believe" by Cher

Question 26

In the 12th episode of the first season called "Surprise Party," the residents of Schitt's Creek come together to celebrate whose birthday?

  • A
    Johnny
  • B
    Roland
  • C
    Moira
  • D
    Alexis

Question 27

Of course, many of us would be fine if the episodes of Schitt's Creek went on for hours, but how long are they really (not including "special" episodes)?

  • A
    12 Minutes
  • B
    22 Minutes
  • C
    18 Minutes
  • D
    26 Minutes

Question 28

Making an appearance in seasons 2 and 3 of Schitt's Creek, what is the name of the character portrayed by Canadian blues vocalist, songwriter, and actress Shakura S'Aida?

  • A
    Lisa
  • B
    Lena
  • C
    Lori
  • D
    Lily

Question 29

In the series, Moira Rose brims with classic one-liners, over-the-top outfits, and of course, wigs for days! Which of the following is NOT a quote by the dramatic matriarch?

  • A
    “I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels.”
  • B
    “Oh, I’d kill for a good coma right now.”
  • C
    "Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican.”
  • D
    “You are blind to reality and for that I am most proud.”

Question 30

In season 5 of Schitt's Creek, we're introduced to Emir Kaplan, who promptly begins a romantic relationship with Stevie Budd. What does Emir do for a living?

  • A
    Travel Blogger
  • B
    Used Car Salesman
  • C
    Graphic Designer
  • D
    Plumber

Question 31

On the 6th episode of season 1 of the series called "Wine And Roses," Moira is asked to promote a winery called what?

  • A
    Herb Ertlinger Winery
  • B
    Ray Butani Winery
  • C
    Tippy Bernstein Winery
  • D
    Sebastien Raine Winery

Question 32

What was the name of the character in Schitt's Creek who attempted to date Stevie and David at the same time?

  • A
    Luke
  • B
    Brad
  • C
    Jake
  • D
    Mike

Question 33

In an effort to get their heads above water, David and Moira attempt to sell makeup with a door-to-door sales approach. What's the name of the cosmetics company?

  • A
    Se Réconcilier
  • B
    Allez-Vous
  • C
    Embrasse-Moi
  • D
    Belle Femme

Question 34

The pretentious son of Johnny and Moira, David Rose worked as what in New York City before making a fabulous life for himself in Schitt's Creek?

  • A
    Gallerist
  • B
    Instagram Influencer
  • C
    Interior Decorator
  • D
    Model

Question 35

In the season 2 episode "Family Dinner," Moira and David attempt to bond over cooking a meal together. However, things go awry when the instructions tell them to "fold in the cheese." What are they cooking?

  • A
    Enchiladas
  • B
    Soufflé
  • C
    Omelettes
  • D
    Chili

Question 36

What female character offer this advice: “Oh, in case you wake up in a chair with your hands duct-taped together, you can snap the duct tape by just raising your hands over your head and then bringing them down really hard"?

  • A
    Moira Rose
  • B
    Ronnie Lee
  • C
    Twyla Sands
  • D
    Alexis Rose

Question 37

The hilariously suggestive "Welcome to Schitt's Creek" sign was a staple of the series. What was the town slogan displayed on the sign?

  • A
    Where Everyone Fits In
  • B
    Where The Road Really Ends
  • C
    Where You Can Find Yourself
  • D
    Where Nobody Gives A Schitt

Question 38

Fill in the blanks to this inviting quote by Johnny Rose: "Welcome. Hope you're enjoying the _____ and _____. We thought it was festive in a Scandinavian sort of way."

  • A
    Donuts, Gin
  • B
    Pancakes, Rum
  • C
    Cinnamon Buns, Vodka
  • D
    Muffins, Bourbon

Question 39

“If those bunnies feel exploited even a little bit, I am pulling the plug.” Which of the following characters is responsible for this adorable line?

  • A
    Bob Currie
  • B
    Ted Mullens
  • C
    Patrick Brewer
  • D
    David Rose

Question 40

The love story between Patrick and David is truly one for the ages. In one episode, Patrick says "This just felt like the perfect place to ask you to marry me." Where was this "perfect place" was located?

  • A
    On top of a scenic hill
  • B
    Outside the Blouse Barn
  • C
    In a vineyard
  • D
    On the roof of Rose Apothecary

Question 41

Fill in the blanks to this classic quote by Moira Rose: "What you did was _____, capricious, and _____. But, it was also wrong."

  • A
    Emotional, Theatrical
  • B
    Rash, Startling
  • C
    Impulsive, Melodramatic
  • D
    Reckless, Spectacular

Question 42

While it may feel like the Rose family has always been in our lives, we weren't introduced to them until the first episode of Schitt's Creek in what year?

  • A
    2013
  • B
    2017
  • C
    2015
  • D
    2011

Question 43

The plots of Schitt's Creek are often influenced by real-life rich and famous. For example, the storyline of Johnny Rose buying a small town was inspired by a 1989 article about what actress buying a town in Georgia?

  • A
    Glenn Close
  • B
    Michelle Pfeiffer
  • C
    Kim Basinger
  • D
    Sharon Stone

Question 44

What was the name of the couple Johnny and Moira met for dinner in the season 2 finale called “Happy Anniversary”?

  • A
    Dan and Barb
  • B
    Dwayne and Bonny
  • C
    Don and Bev
  • D
    Dick and Betty

Question 45

It's no secret that Schitt's Creek has won various accolades, but do you know exactly how many Canadian Screen Awards the show has claimed?

  • A
    25
  • B
    18
  • C
    11
  • D
    5

Question 46

The town of Schitt's Creek is full of interesting characters, like the oblivious Eastern European baker who supplies Rosebud Motel with pastries. What is his name?

  • A
    Boris
  • B
    Andrei
  • C
    Ivan
  • D
    Igor

Question 47

Finish this line Alexis says in an effort to bond with her new classmates: “My name is Alexis, and yes, I did not finish high school. Um, it’s this long, boring story involving a yacht, and a famous soccer player, and like a ton of" what?

  • A
    Marijuana
  • B
    Mushrooms
  • C
    Money
  • D
    Alcohol

Question 48

Most people know that Schitt's Creek was filmed in Canada, but what is the name of the real-life Ontario town that hosts the show?

  • A
    Badwood
  • B
    Clearwater
  • C
    Goodwood
  • D
    Smoothsound

Question 49

While everyone's favorite friendly waitress Twyla doesn't particularly enjoy talking about her family, she does make reference to her last name. What was it?

  • A
    Stacks
  • B
    Stars
  • C
    Stumps
  • D
    Sands

Question 50

If you truly remember everything about Schitt's Creek, you'll remember how many times David asked Stevie for a towel in the very first episode. How many was it?

  • A
    1
  • B
    2
  • C
    2
  • D
    3
  • E
    4
  • F
    3
  • G
    4

Question 51

While we'd love to see more of the Rose family, Schitt's Creek spanned how many episodes over how many seasons?

  • A
    80 & 6
  • B
    100 & 6
  • C
    60 & 5
  • D
    70 & 5

Question 52

Faced with his lack of compromise, David says "Like _____, I excel as a solo artist and my mom dressed me well into my teens!"

  • A
    Fergie
  • B
    Justin Timberlake
  • C
    Beyoncé
  • D
    Harry Styles

Question 53

Hollywood actress Lili Connor appears on Schitt's Creek as a former member of the town's all-female a cappella group. What is the name of her character?

  • A
    Star
  • B
    Lucy
  • C
    Charity
  • D
    Grace

Question 54

What Hollywood actor plays Moira's past Sunrise Bay co-star, Clifton Sparks, in season 6 of Schitt's Creek?

  • A
    Bill Paxton
  • B
    Jonathan Hyde
  • C
    Victor Garber
  • D
    Billy Zane

Question 55

When talking about his relationship status, David Rose says “I’m starting to feel like I’m trapped in an _____ lyric here.”

  • A
    Britney Spears
  • B
    Avril Lavigne
  • C
    Billie Eilish
  • D
    Nelly Furtado

Question 56

In what season of Schitt's Creek does Alexis combat David's remark about her privileged life by exclaiming "I don't skate through life David, I walk through life, in really nice shoes"?

  • A
    3
  • B
    1
  • C
    2
  • D
    4

Question 57

As we learned in season 5, what are the names of David's future parents-in-law (Patrick Brewer's parents)?

  • A
    Clark and Macy
  • B
    Corey and Molly
  • C
    Charles and Maggie
  • D
    Clint and Marcy

Question 58

What former Saturday Night Live star plays the role of Wendy Kurtz, owner of the Blouse Barn on Schitt's Creek?

  • A
    Robin Duke
  • B
    Gilda Radner
  • C
    Jane Curtin
  • D
    Gail Matthius

Question 59

Schitt's Creek saw its fair share of famous faces throughout the seasons, but which of the following Canadian actors NEVER made a guest appearance on the show?

  • A
    Sherry Miller
  • B
    François Arnaud
  • C
    Meaghan Rath
  • D
    Jay Baruchel

Question 60

Sure, Schitt's Creek elicits a range of emotions, but which of the following genres does the show NOT fall under?

  • A
    Comedy-Drama
  • B
    Satire
  • C
    Sitcom
  • D
    Sketch Comedy

Question 61

In addition to the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, Schitt's Creek was produced by Eugene and Dan Levy's production company. What's the name of this father-son business?

  • A
    Not a Real Company Productions
  • B
    Sunrise Productions
  • C
    Alternate Reality Productions
  • D
    Alexis Rose Productions

Question 62

The final season of Schitt's Creek was simply spectacular, resulting in a sweep of all seven major comedy awards at which Primetime Emmy Awards?

  • A
    72nd
  • B
    63rd
  • C
    99th
  • D
    84th

Question 63

The loyal leader of the town, Roland is the unconventional mayor of Schitt's Creek and a which-generation Schitt?

  • A
    Fourth
  • B
    Third
  • C
    Sixth
  • D
    Fifth

Question 64

What is the name of Moira's estranged younger sister who reportedly has a seaweed facial every week?

  • A
    Sorcha
  • B
    Cee Cee
  • C
    Eileen
  • D
    Dee Dee

Question 65

What popular television series does David say Stevie should watch a season of and "do the opposite of what they do" in order to survive in New York City?

  • A
    Girls
  • B
    Sex and the City
  • C
    Friends
  • D
    How I Met Your Mother

Question 66

Johnny Rose often serves as the voice of reason, as depicted in this quote: “I don’t want to be taken advantage of because I’m" what?

  • A
    Rich
  • B
    Overdressed
  • C
    Handsome
  • D
    Honest

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